USER REVIEW: AQUATAMATICA 5000

I won’t even get into the setup involved.

It handles too heavy.

It takes off too fast.

Who wants an adrenaline rush when you’re trying to relax, and take a bath?

The User Interface is a pain-in-the-ass

To figure out…

And there has to be a way to turn this thing on, without using your mouth.

I’m not one to nitpick, and I hate to complain…

The design of that one knob on the bottom is actually great.

I do appreciate the durable material and the ergonomic shape…

But I mean, your advertisement did say “It’ll make you sing in the shower! Just turn it on, and you’re ready to play!”

I thought this was supposed to be a waterproof radio… why exactly does it keep asking me to verify my age?

 

Wet and frustrated,

Jae Orland

 

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